Up, down, up,
When I up, down, touch
the ground
It puts me in the mood
                     Up, down, touch the ground
In the mood for food

I am stout round,
and I have found
Speaking poundage wise
I improve my appetite
When I exercise

I am short, fat and
proud of that
And so with all my might
I up, down, and
up and down
To my appetite's
delight!